6.30am.
'Mu-um. Can I have my breakfast now?'
'What? What time is it? Eugh. No you can't, it's too early'.
'How many minutes 'til I can have it?'
'Twenty'
'I can count to twenty'.
'Really.' Rolls over.
'Do you want me to count to twenty for you?'
'Not really'.
'1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Did you hear that?'
'Hmm?'
'Ok then I'll do it again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.'
Silence
'So can I have my breakfast now?'
Guess it's time to get up then.
That's so funny LOL HA ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteYou got me here under false pretenses though :-)
Aaaw, how cute! (can you tell I don't have kids?)
ReplyDeleteLove it 'not really' (go away!). They held up their end of the bargain! :-) x
ReplyDeletehehe this happens in my house too!!
ReplyDeletethe first insult of the day and it just keeps coming!
ReplyDeleteThere is never any hope of a sleep in with Kids!!
ReplyDeleteOh I so can't wait until Frog can talk. *lies*
ReplyDeleteLove it. Sums it up perfectly.
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