Listography - Laminated List

I don't think there are many people who haven't seen the Friends episode about Ross's laminated list. Basically he's allowed to make one list of five famous women that he would be allowed to have a one night stand with if the unlikely opportunity arose. You can see more here.

Ross takes into account likelihood of bumping into them - but I thought I'd just go for broke.

So here's Kate Takes 5 Top 5 Laminated List Guys (*disappears into dreamworld*):

1. Johnny Depp.
Well who else am I going to have in my top slot? I've mentioned Johnny before in a number of posts (How Johnny Depp Ruined My Night, Listography - Dinner Party Guests, and My Life in Lists) so at the risk of sounding like a stalker I'd just like to say 'I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!!'

Pic courtesy of collider.com

2. Caleb Followill.
Who? He's the lead singer in Kings of Leon. You don't really need to know anymore, just look at the picture.

Ok that's enough. I saw him first.

3. Brad Pitt.
Preferably in his younger days before Angelina 'do my lips look big in this' Jolie cut his balls off.

4. James Franco.
I have no idea who this is but having stumbled on some of his photos I think I need to remedy that.

James - if you're reading this do get in touch.

5. Emile Hirsch
Having recently watched the brilliant 'Into the Wild' (as prompted to by the fabulous Metal Mummy's Movie Meme), I discovered the beautiful Emile who plays Alexander Supertramp.

Yes, I realise that he's about 12 but what was that rule - 'half you age plus 5'? No still probably wouldn't make it.

Damn.

So now it's your turn to enter fantasy land by writing you own Laminated List on your blog and then coming back here to put your details in the linky below. And don't forget to print it off and give it to your other half, you know, just in case. Though I'd keep it to celebrities rather than the likes of 'Keith from accounts'. I really don't want to be involved in any marital breakdowns.

Looking forward to seeing yours!