I'm speechless. Truly.
1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don’t have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It’s so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there’s even a ridiculous little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It’s horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we’re creating here. If you need a higher resolution version… I totally have one!!
2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we’ll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we’re just on the honor system here.
3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don’t like or don’t really have much of an opinion about. I don’t care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why.
So here are mine:
1. I once had a boxing match with a kangaroo. And lost.
2. I once ate so much at a dinner party that I vomited in my own lap.
3. I once climbed into bed with my boyfriends parents.
4. I once took the wrong baby home from creche. (And nearly kept her. Well, she was much quieter than mine).
5. I once dressed up as a clown and kicked a potato all the way down the main street in town.
(There may be more than one truth in there - sometimes fact is stranger than fiction...)
Now I am going to give my fellow bloggers the greatest gift of all. I am going to break this meme. (*collective sharp intake of breath*). I know I know, but all my blogger friends who would appreciate this have already been tagged (mmm - does that mean I was last on everyone's award list?) - and I wouldn't like to bestow such an incredible gift on someone I didn't know very well.
(You can thank me later. Drinks taken at the bar or send your brown envelopes directly to me.)
