Texting is for the most part how I communicate with those closest to me. Unless of course they are in the same room as me. And even then...
Here is a pretty perfect insight into my relationships with my sisters, mother and husband from texts over the past couple of weeks...
Me and Sister 1:
Sister 1: Been invited to 2 year olds birthday party and everyone else is bringing a kid, I need one too.
Me: And...
Sister 1: Can I borrow one of yours?
Me: *Puts shoes and coats on all three and lines them up at door*
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Sister 1: I've just been bitten by a Doberman.
Me: OMG really? How did that happen?
Sister 1: Well I just went up to pet it outside the shop...
Me: Who on earth pets a Doberman outside a shop? Actually never mind..
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Me and Sister 2:
Sister 2: Fatter. I'm much more fatter than you. If I was your size I'd be on the sofa eating my way through a bumper bag of matchmakers.
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Me and Mum:
Me: Are you in or out this afternoon, was going to call down?
Mum: Yes
Me: Yes you're in or yes you're out?
Mum: Yes I am.
Me: I'll call you.
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Me and husband:
Me: No beer!
Husband: You drank it all.
Me: Shit. What time do you leave the office?
Husband: About an hour.
Me: milk, rolls, peas, butter, beer. And wine. Thanks.
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That's all perfectly normal right??
