Dear School,
I know I have failed you. And yes I remember all those promises I made last year. This year will be different. I promise.
Yours hopefully,
The Parent
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Dear Child No. 1,
Just eat it.
Your exasperated Cook and Mother.
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Dear Child No. 2,
I'm not sure what's wrong with you these days darling. Just quit the whinging ok?
Your ever loving Mother.
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Dear Child No. 3,
Put it down. Now.
The Boss.
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Dear House,
It's ok, they're going back now. There's no need to be scared anymore. And I promise I will clean you the minute they are out the door.
It's been a while.
Yours slovenly,
Lady with the keys.
