Listography - Inventions

I've been requested to do a nice easy Listography this week. As you know your wish is my command so anything I can do to make your life easier consider it done.

With that in mind this weeks theme is Inventions, or if you will Inventions that-would-make-my-life-easier.

Believe me - this is not difficult - as soon as you get started you will be on a roll and will end up feeling rather disgruntled that nobody has yet come up with a 'Make time stand still' button.

So here's Kate Takes 5 Inventions I Wish Were Real.

1. A Self-Cleaning House.
Imagine there was a controller in your hallway for each room in the house and when you pressed say the 'Kitchen' button the washing up would miraculously be done, the dishwasher emptied, the floor would be brushed and mopped and the overflowing paperwork would be filed away. This would improve my life immensely - not to mention the decline in arguments with himself about 'what the hell I do all day'. Ahem.

2. An Off Switch for Kids.

Not just my kids you understand. All kids. That noisy brat in the cinema - OFF. That tantrum throwing toddler in the restaurant - OFF. Those children climbing on your head and throwing cheerios around the room - ok well they might be mine but - OFF.

3. No Hangover Alcohol.

Now I realise that the fact that this hasn't actually been invented has saved me from myself but still - how great would it be to fall in at 3am after a rare night out and then bounce out of bed at 7am shouting 'Morning!'? Ah who am I kidding - I just want to be able to knock back another bottle of wine in front of the telly on a Saturday night.


4. Teleportation.
It seems that someone has actually been working on this one already if this picture is anything to go by:

Excellent. I have no idea what the above is talking about either but if it means I can be zipped across the world, or indeed my house, at the touch of a button all I can say is 'Get a bloody move on then'.

5. A Money Tree.
I can't recall who brought this up in a past Listography but I am robbing it. Yoink.

Please note that I have clearly stated 'A' Money Tree. If everyone could get one well that would just defeat the purpose wouldn't it? No, just one money tree thank you very much. My money tree.

Ok your turn to get your brains working for an easier life. Just write your post on your own blog and then come back here to add your details to the linky below. And as always don't forget to visit some of the other great entries.

Looking forward to reading them!