Actually this is beyond just wishful thinking. On the 13th February every year I am reliably informed (warned) that 'we don't do Valentines'. Ouch. No romantic candlelit dinner for me then.
So I don't know if I'm being foolish, I don't know if I'm being wise....but they do say to aim high and see where you fall.
1. A maid on speed dial.
I can't keep up. Even if I spent every hour of the day cleaning the house there would still be a trail of toys from 'room they were playing in' to 'room they are now playing in'. And the dinner would still need to be cooked. I can do one or the other - not both.
2. A Personal Assistant.
Nope, that's not the same as a maid. My PA would be there to take care of the admin. God I hate admin. Bills, Doctors, Schools, Tax, Banks, Cars, the list is endless and the thanks is zero.
3. Anything in a little blue box.
Well not any blue box. One of these please:
4. A Vivienne Westwood Dress.
I have coveted one of these for some time. Sadly I think it will never be.
5. A bouquet of flowers
Ok I'm going for a slightly more realistic and predictable one to finish up with. However, see the way I said bouquet instead of bunch? Well that's what I mean. NOT a bunch of Tesco's Finest, NOT a bunch picked up in the garage on the way home from work. A bouquet - from a florist.
I realise that I sound like a complete bitch but as I say - it's not as if I'm going to lose out on anything. You, on the other hand, may use this as an opportunity to drop some much needed hints to your other halves. Write your own list on your own blog and then come back and put your details into the linky below.
(And do come back and tell me if you got any of them!)
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