'And there's no room for guests...'
'And the pool is a bit small...'
Sometimes I think I should hire someone to walk around with me so they can slap me across the face and tell me when I'm being a dickhead.
Of all the reasons for not taking a house if I thought I would be the one to utter that 'the pool is too small' I'd have made sure I was there to push myself in it as soon as the words came out of my mouth.
It is possible that I may be getting a bit spoiled out here.
But with more villas so peruse I simply don't have time to dwell on it. Instead could I just ask you to tell me to cop on in whatever manner you feel is necessary please?
(Just don't push me in any substandard size pools ok?)
